Today's Valentines. I know you're feeling a little lonely so I thought I'd dedicate a little post to all of you.
Check the "Single Girl Selection"
Read in a dancehall soundman voice for full effect. If you don't know what that is, read normally. But you won't get the full effect. Obviously.
All of the girls that know you don't need a man, walk out on this one (walk out = make yourself known, so girls walk back-and-forth with pride in dancehall parties)
Destiny's Child 'Independent Ladies'
If you know you won't settle for less than the best give me some signal (noise, hands in the air, phone light etc.)
TLC 'No Scrubs'
Do something to this one. Not sure what so I'll leave the floor open for you. Sing along crew?
P!nk 'Most Girls'
From you know you do it better than your ex, do a dainty whine
Tweet 'Oops (Oh My)'
If you're single, you may relate to this (unless you're single 'cos you're butters... inside obviously):
Amber aka PhreshMENtality (just noticed the subliminal in the name still) 'Single'
And if you are feeling down about yourself, turn this one up loud
TLC 'Unpretty'
If you do have a man
Buss a blank for your true friend on this one
702 'Where My Girls At?'
And from you know you never had to play hide and seek 'cos you send it out like direct debit on pay day, walk out (if you get it, you get it. And yes, I have lyrics to intro a tune pon sound)
Gaza Slim 'One Man'
As for me?
"Over me, out a road nuff gal a mad over me..."
#FreeBujuBanton 'Too Bad'
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"You don't see it's me every girl goes mad over"
Mavado 'Gal A Mad Ova'
But tweet me some compliments 'cos... erm... compliments never go a miss. I'll fill you stocking for you #NoXmas / #MoreLikeXXXmas / "mas" = more in Spanish, right?
Lastly, a song for the lovers out there
Jah Cure 'You'll Never Find'
And mandem after the meal and desert draw for your rubbers (no eraser) and listen to this. Gotta break even, son
Wayne Marshall 'Good Love'
p.s. those two in the video Wayne Marshall and singer Tami Chynn are married. With that knowledge you'll probably enjoy the video even more. I think the little boy is Marshall's son
Check the "Single Girl Selection"
Read in a dancehall soundman voice for full effect. If you don't know what that is, read normally. But you won't get the full effect. Obviously.
All of the girls that know you don't need a man, walk out on this one (walk out = make yourself known, so girls walk back-and-forth with pride in dancehall parties)
Destiny's Child 'Independent Ladies'
If you know you won't settle for less than the best give me some signal (noise, hands in the air, phone light etc.)
TLC 'No Scrubs'
Do something to this one. Not sure what so I'll leave the floor open for you. Sing along crew?
P!nk 'Most Girls'
From you know you do it better than your ex, do a dainty whine
Tweet 'Oops (Oh My)'
If you're single, you may relate to this (unless you're single 'cos you're butters... inside obviously):
Amber aka PhreshMENtality (just noticed the subliminal in the name still) 'Single'
And if you are feeling down about yourself, turn this one up loud
TLC 'Unpretty'
If you do have a man
Buss a blank for your true friend on this one
702 'Where My Girls At?'
And from you know you never had to play hide and seek 'cos you send it out like direct debit on pay day, walk out (if you get it, you get it. And yes, I have lyrics to intro a tune pon sound)
Gaza Slim 'One Man'
As for me?
"Over me, out a road nuff gal a mad over me..."
#FreeBujuBanton 'Too Bad'
+
"You don't see it's me every girl goes mad over"
Mavado 'Gal A Mad Ova'
But tweet me some compliments 'cos... erm... compliments never go a miss. I'll fill you stocking for you #NoXmas / #MoreLikeXXXmas / "mas" = more in Spanish, right?
Lastly, a song for the lovers out there
Jah Cure 'You'll Never Find'
And mandem after the meal and desert draw for your rubbers (no eraser) and listen to this. Gotta break even, son
Wayne Marshall 'Good Love'
p.s. those two in the video Wayne Marshall and singer Tami Chynn are married. With that knowledge you'll probably enjoy the video even more. I think the little boy is Marshall's son
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