Marvin Sparks

Yes, you read correctly, "new Funky Dee" in a sentence. I know you probably thought/think "What? He has a new tune?" If that is your question, I can confirm you assumptions are in fact incorrect. Funky Dee has recorded and released a video for the year-old club islands banger Are You Gonna Bang Doe Why did he think... Who funded... what possessed him to do this?! I thought Migraine Skank got released late, but this takes the pee (no "... Wee Herman". I promise to stop that soon). Why would he want to? Made a mish-mash dead, no vibes video to a song that I feel no way in saying I liked, yeah likeD . Talk of him being a one-hit wonder will continue for a while longer. He remixed this for the uni students ( Are You Gonna Pass ), even threatened to sue Lady P for the pro-veg anthem Are You Gonna Yam . I wonder if Apple decided to break bread for Mr Dee to use the hijacked instrumental Chantes/Chants (delete as you see fit) Good luck to him though. It'll be...

People say I'm rude, harsh, controversial... whatever, I don't think so. People usually admit they agree and that's all I care for. Some will say the same about this post, which is why I wasn't gonna do this post cos I'm not an attention-whore, but f*ck it we're all wondering the same thing! I rep the real people with real minds. After reading this post I dare anyone to "put one hand on your heart, put one on your Bible/Qu'ran, and then you swear to Jah/Allah/Buddha [delete as you see fit] and admit that you never thought it. Blud, swear down, you never thought it?" If you manage to do it I'll shout "Oi! You! R u gonna lyiie doe?". *sidenote: Gospel funky refix to land Easter time. Cop my mixtape outside all good retailers (yes outside including Foot Locker, Oxford Street)* To the point of the post ; both made ( arguably ) the biggest MC tunes of 09 in the UK Funky genre. Neither crossed over commercially like "Nursery Grhyme...

Yes, we all knew it was coming and here it is... the female answer version to Funky Dee's grunky (grime x funky) one-hit wonder - sorry anthem Are You Gonna Bang? These always pop up, surprised there wasn't a popular Single Ladies remix. Usually done by people you never hear of again. Sporty Thieves had a banger but where are they now? (Who wants to bet that makes a return to clubland?) Eamon and his "chick" Frankie? Most probably won't hear either of these 2 again but hey... here's the song They say you shouldn't answer a question with a question but I am geuinely confused of how to answer her question. Therefore I have a question for you Lady P: what are you actually asking? Yam = vegetable better known in Jamaican circles as hard food. Usually served with the national dish ackee and saltfish, yam is bwoil' dung (boiled) with green banana, Irish (potato) and plantain (pronounced plarn-tin like PLANT x mounTAIN). When cooking has finished you proceed ...