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FINALLY a Shyne Po song feat Akon & Mavado

I heard about this song about 2/3 months ago. Been waiting impatiently ever since



"And wullaloadash*t (what a load of sh*t)" as Nan in Catherine Tate would say. How you gonna re-lick the Bug riddim, but make it sound 100000000000000000 times worse? Mavado, you a mi doops, but wha gwaan? A doh know rasta, someone must be telling him to change his style on Yankee records - it's never the same Mavado. People are united in their dislike for Akon; I don't mind him personally and I think he does well* on this track (*well or better?). When I interviewed him (notice the way I threw that in?) he was a cool guy.

On to the main attraction Shyne... *exhales* I'm hoping its too early to say it but... actually I won't. He needs to back some Lemsip, 'cos that voice isn't doing it at all. How can you lose weight whilst sounding even more overweight than previously (remember comparisons to BIG?)? Hopefully it was mixed in a way that was less than flattering for his trademark Mobb boss-ish baritone.

I'm hoping this is a cruel joke played by internet prankers "4 da lulz"

This is one of my favourite riddims of all time, Dave Kelly was at his peak (in my opinion). In light of the above SH*T, let's take it back to the original.

My favourite of the many pieces on the riddim were the blatant obvious.

Still my favourite Bounty Killer EVER! Back in the days when he was the poor people's Governor. Killer needs to bun out the Grung Gad, take it back to poor people Governor and link with Dave Kelly again



Stablemate Baby Cham (before he dropped the Baby) chipped in with this



Then they linked on the same tune, with Dave Kelly remixing his riddim

"Bounty Killer giving you originality" WHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL



Wayne Wonder had a decent piece on there. I think he had two in fact, with one featuring Surprise (Wayne Wonder deejayin). I think Frankie Sly had an alright one too. Working off memory here, so excuse any inaccuracies

Tidbit: Rapper (Miami maybe?) JT Money's people were going to take Dave Kelly to court for sampling his hit song "Who Dat". Wonder if that will rear its head again this time around

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