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XFactor 2011: Live show episode 1 - TweeteReview

Weeeeeeeeee's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!! X-Factor Live Show review in tweets better known as TweeteReview.

Bit of a difference because the pricks over at X-Factor have decided to disable embedding of videos. Why do that? On the plus, click the orange links to watch videos. Whilst you're there the likes:dislikes meter may interest you.

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Forget what the papers and judges say, here's what the tweople say!


@BrattOnline Mz.Bratt/Cleopatra
X Factor time I reckon.

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
IT'S TIME..... TO FACE..... THURRR MUSAK!!! #XFactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
And TWO-AND-A-HALF-HOURS worth tonight too! WOAH! #xfactor

@KarlNova Karl Nova
I hope the yeo valley advert is banging lol #xfactor

@yeovalley yeovalley
RT by @KarlNova
@KarlNova We hope you think it is, too. Not long now...

@AraTheCoach Ara
#ImOnlyWatchingXfactorBecauseOfTwitter

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
didnt get to see the dresses properly but T's looks sexy and classy and Kelly looks fun and sexy x

@3am 3am
RT by @ArchnaSawjani
Kelly Rowland looks like a fit Christmas tree... #xfactor

@EvadneyC Evadney
#XFactor live show. Not sure about Tulisa's hair!

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @AngryBritain: I see Kelly has come as my local Chinese Takeaway #xfactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
No but why does Kelly Rowland look like Nicki Blancmange? #XFactor

Amilia Lilly

@OfficialKojo KOJO
Come on Amelia! Don't let me down babe! Kick some ass tonight! #XFactor

Bastard ITV have blocked all the videos the wankers

Click here for Amelia performing Billie Jean

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
wtf the hair?? mum i'm with you that colour is not good, bring back the blonde

@JNETTEKWAKYE Jeanette Kwakye
I can already Amelia Lily winning the whole thing.

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
nooo wrong choice of song ....

@LittleDonatella Donatella
Ouch! Shoot the stylist #Xfactor

@OfficialKojo KOJO
Amelia looks hot! She sounds sick too! #XFactor

@Cass_Denton Cass Denton
I hate this song for Amelia. #FFS #XFactor

@JNETTEKWAKYE Jeanette Kwakye
16!!!!!!!!!

@madnewsblog Mad News
Amelia isn't just some "sixteen" year old who just auditioned and had no experience. This girl has be performing for years

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
BYE AMELIA!!

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
So tired of alternative versions of Billie Jean *yawn*

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
RT @DarkBeige: that black guy looked like he was fellating the invisible man • OMG DEAD LOL

@ArchnaSawjani ArchnaSawjani
So that was AWFUL. Pls don't cover a Michael Jackson classic & butcher it! #xfactor

@OfficialKojo KOJO
Amelia smashed that MJ cover! She's the one to beat for me. She has it all! #XFactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
am i watchin somethin else???

@KarlNova Karl Nova
I really dont think the Bille Jean song version was the best choice #xfactor

@VanessaLaker Vanessa Laker
I didn't like Amelia's performance. I like her, but people rarely pull off MJ

Adverts

Yeo Valley had the 'ardest advert on road last year



@Popjustice Popjustice
Even Yeo Valley has gone balladesque :( #newboring

@KevinJComedian Kevin J
S/o the Yeo Valley man dem!

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Yeo Valley are at it again. Another good piss take advert! Woop woop. Hi 5! I bet they save up for the whole year 2 get this primetime slot

@KarlNova Karl Nova
BOOOOOOOOOOOO yeo valley are doing the boyband thing #xfactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NAH IM VEX! The Yeo Vally farmers have turned in to bountys lol. This ain't keepin it real

@hootiewholdn Hootie Who
Hey muller that ad sucked!

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Yeo Valley really on this X factor ad ting innit! Love it! Not as much as the rap one though!

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Yeo Valley, what is going on lol

@JNETTEKWAKYE Jeanette Kwakye
Someone needs to explain to me where YEO VALLEY get the budget for THIS?!?!? I'm dying with laughter

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Yeah, you all 'love' the Yeo-Valley ads, but do you actually buy the flippin' yoghurt cos if you don't then they're wasting their £ #xfactor

Johnny Robinson

@VanessaLaker Vanessa Laker
I love Johnny lol. I hope he isn't voted off

Johnny performs Cher's "Believe"

@ChantelleFiddy Chantelle Fiddy
Lady GooGoo

@madnewsblog Mad News
Hahahhahahhahahha ridiculous Johnny #X-Factor

@naijaboymikey Mikey A Abegunde
I'M DEAD ...

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
#This joke has gone far enough with Johnny... #XFactor

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
Now we all know who featured on Akon's 'Lonely'

@danwootton Dan Wootton
Amazing song choice for Johnny! Such a shame we can't vote tonight. #xfactor

@KarlNova Karl Nova
oh my gosh what is this? hahhahahahha #xfactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
PLEASE TAKE THAT JACKET OFF AND BE WEARING SILVER HOT PANTS JOHNNY!!! PLEAAAASE #XFactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
tune ...so camp but perfect go on Johnny you just entertained me ...sack the stylist though lol

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
I didn't think it was possible to hate Cher's Believe, more than I did prior to seeing this fool's 'performance' #xfactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
So is Johnny Vanilla Ice??? Did you see the skanks? #XFactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
"He loves the Pet Shop Boys" is the new "he manages Boyzone" in the euphemism stakes #xfactor

@mrplay MR PLAY
That johnny is as bent as a £4 note mate. #Xfactor

@CherelleNatalie C. N. Thompson
He sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks #XFactor

ANOTHER advert

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Are we in America? No wonder #XFactor finishes at 10PM with all these blasted adverts!!!

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
song-comment-ad-song-comment-ad-song comment-ad...are u fricking kidding me? Just get on with the damn show #x-factor

Rhythmix

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Completely shave one side off and you get kicked off the show tomorrow? What kinda ediat business? #XFactor

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
imagine that girl shaved half her hair off and goes home 2moro (highly likely) she'd be pissed #XFactor

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
Tulisa got em singing Nicki Minaj. Am I the only one who saw this coming? #xfactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
If this lot aren't doing 'Roman's Revenge' I'm going to be furious #xfactor

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
ARRRRRRGH SUPER BASS!!! #xfactor

performing Nicki Minaj - "Superbasss"

@Henryx85 Henry Yanney
Rhythmix are out!

@6inchstilettos Amrita
RT by @VexintheCity
I knew it!!!! Go on then.. Murder 'Superbass' #thexfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
the girl with the long blonde hair is scaring me lol

@madnewsblog Mad News
This rapping has to stop! #X-Factor

@KarlNova Karl Nova
no no no, why are they rapping? #xfactor

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
As soon as ANYONE raps on #xfactor I switch channel or mute

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Don't like this already!

@MervinMartin Mervin Martin
please stop nowwwww pleaseeee #xfactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
I just love Tulisa as a mentor. She was into that routine big time. Completely hands on. #xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @faithjegede: Seriously...we have Cher Lloyd to blame for this. #xfactor

@siobhanbell_ Siobhan Bell
This is cringe #xfactor

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Look at this rats ruining my fave part!! KMT!! #xfactor

@MervinMartin Mervin Martin
what performance was the judges watching #xfactor

Frankie

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
I just wanna flush Frankie down the toilet to be fair #XFactor

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
RT @naijaboymikey: The singing STD ...

Frankie Cocozza performs Ed Sheeran "The A-Team"

@LoukiaC Loukia
Frankie Coconut's performance only highlighted what a don Ed Sheeran is really.

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
Ed Sheeran will trend in 10 mins

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
Are white guys really still doing their hair like Frankie's?

@Popjustice Popjustice
Frankie Cocozza is the worst human being in the United Kingdom. #xfactor

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Like this song but this performance is boring as hell Frankie!

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
This performance is making me want to turn over to Strictly Come Dancing!

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
best so far FACT say something?? still waiting to be wowed though

@mrplay MR PLAY
RT @JamieHowardHaha: 'Lock up your Daughters, its Aggro Santos..... I Mean Frankie!!' «« Looooooooool.

@BrattOnline Mz.Bratt/Cleopatra
Sorry but i defo prefer Ed singing that song lol

Sophie Habibis

Kelly: She is doing one of the biggest UK artists at the moment

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
so she is covering Jessie http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifJ #xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
Oh let me guess she's going to sing an Adele track #X-Factor

Sophie Habibis performs Katy Perry "Teenage Dream"

@madnewsblog Mad News
Who sings this?

@madnewsblog Mad News
Oh Katy Perry

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Since when wad Katy Perry British Kelly?????#confusedface

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
i like her

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
Sophie is good. I hope she doesn't flop #XFactor

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
How old is Sophie? How the hell do you end up doin a 9-5 in a pub at that age? Didn't you listen to ANYTHING at school? *confused* #xfactor

@jammerbbk Jammer
Yes something good after 30mins thank god of this bird lol

@CherelleNatalie C. N. Thompson
Sophie looks nice. Good job. #XFactorUK

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Not feeling the 99p wig though #XFactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
SOPHIE HABIBIS is the best Voiceover Man name since RACHEL ADEDEJI #xfactor

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
This is the second contestant that has sung a Katy Perry song better than Katy Perry. What could this mean, hmmm!

@KarlNova Karl Nova
Sophie! I tell you Kelly has got really good contestants! #xfactor

@MannyNorte Manny Norte
Sophie's eyes GET me. Even the way she's sittin on that piano! CRAZY!! #XFactor

@jammerbbk Jammer
Who would lips her RT THIS

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
Lol only an aff would say "she'd catch some plantain"

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Love Sophie's tone. #Xfactor

@Henryx85 Henry Yanney
Didn't Kelly say she was singing something from a UK act?

@danilorum Dani
by Caligraphist
Does Kelly know that Katy Perry aint from Britain? #XFactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Kelly katy is American oops

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
Isn't this a Katy Perry song?? Biggest UK artist? Erm....

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
LOVE Teenage Dreams, but don't like it sung slowly. Nice makeover though #xfactor

Jonjo Kerr

Jonjo Kerr sings The Kinks "You Really Got Me"

@Popjustice Popjustice
The Fabulous Kinks were a bit like the normal Kinks, except they liked the Pet Shop Boys #xfactor

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
Why must Louis Walsh camp up every one of his acts? (Rhetorical) #xfactor

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
nah the soldier is wack #XFactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
LOOOOOOOOL A MAN's name is JONJO KERR!!! @MsBleachBlonde ah yuh cousin dat!!! Hahahahahahahahaahaha

@Popjustice Popjustice
This is like something from Pop Idol Series 2. AWFUL. #xfactor

@hyperfrank Laura Brosnan
Karaoke special

@danwootton Dan Wootton
JonJo Kerr's got a good name. That's about it. This is beyond NAFF! Ugh. #xfactor

@CherelleNatalie C. N. Thompson
His vibe is dead, maybe the nerves but you need personality for this song. #XFactorUK

@seanibremix Seani B
Now this guy sounds shit!

@LoukiaC Loukia
Taxi for Jonjo. Llow it bruv. #XFactor

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Look at Louis quick to not take the blame lol

@KarlNova Karl Nova
Louis is the worst mentor, with the worst group, I mean send them ALL home #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Go on louis NOT MY IDEA lol move away from the problem

@hyperfrank Laura Brosnan
The way louis is putting all the blame on his act hahaha myth

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Rah. Louis just through dude under the bus. #Xfactor

@KarlNova Karl Nova
in fact Louis Walsh should send HIMSELF home #xfactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
Still, at least he's come dressed as my favourite Quality Street. #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
I'm rating the ads more ...let's pick out final 4 lol

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
You think Simon Cheryl and Danni are watching something laughing

2 Shoes

@Popjustice Popjustice
HERE WE GO #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Eseex Girls I hear they are good

@KarlNova Karl Nova
Essex in the city #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
They remind me of the chicks that work at MAC

@Henryx85 Henry Yanney
That girl group "88" are performing next ;)

@Popjustice Popjustice
BRACE YOURSELVES #xfactor

2 Shoes perform Girls Aloud "Something Kinda Oooh"

@studiopixie studiopixie
WOWSERS! LMAO! RT @XianLoves: RT @PsykoUk: They must tan with Ronseal or something, good grief....looking like my garden fence. #XFactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
THIS IS sort of AMAZING #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
second fav act so fare..they should do raining men one week and I'm every woman

@jammerbbk Jammer
People need to stop doing swag pop songs on x factor it's not a good look!! Do heart felt music pls thank you

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Whats all this camp shit? Love the dresses though! In my size

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
surprise surprise, Louis Walsh skanking away to this

@Popjustice Popjustice
The Louis gay jibe, the Romford dig, the Frankie-being-a-lad stuff: Gary's disappointing me tonight #xfactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
Cheryl would have loved this, I reckon. #2Shoes #xfactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
RT @Caligraphist: Ones preggo - whats the other one's excuse? #Xfactor < NO BUT STOP lol

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
NOOOIDUFGJKCLXDHUFGJVZ GXGSZBGZXGDBV GAZGAG`AGAGAA TWO CREP RT @AmplifyDot: Nah two crep nah mek it

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
RT @FLYLUSI: THEY JUST WANT KEBAB < and lambrini

@KarlNova Karl Nova
errrrrrrrr they were kinda very flat in places though and off key but errrr yeah #xfactor



@CherelleNatalie C. N. Thompson
Her lipstick is smudged. I'm cringing. #XFactorUK

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Omg I can't watch the lips are a carcrash

@KarlNova Karl Nova
one of the shoes girl's lipstick has smeared lipstick like Heath Ledger's joker #xfactor

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
her lipstick all over the place like she jus gave blowies

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
nah the dark haired one looks like that puppet with big lips!! Someone get the pic, I think its from the muppets or something!!!! #Xfactor

@sSaRpOnG Sabrina-Anne Sarpong
Lol lol RT @TheThirst: RT @TherealNihal: did they put her lispstick on with a broom! #xfactor LOL

@sonenimusic Soneni Nkomo
LMAO KELLY JUST SAID: "WHERE THE HELL IS ROMFORD?" #xfactor

@MrAmaru Amaru Wilcox
RT @VexintheCity: Goodness X-Factor's really shit so far this year #xfactor

James Michael

James talks some sad stuff in the intro VT

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Oi #xfactor no with the tugging on the heart strings

@EvadneyC Evadney
OK the sob story has started. #Xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
Oh James I'm sorry I'm not interested in you over exaggerated sob story. Shut it #X-Factor

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
We lasted an hour without a sob story.... We did quite well

@madnewsblog Mad News
Watch them save James because his family keep getting chucked out of rented accommodation. #X-Factor

@Lee_Soulcial Le Anna
by _Swaggerville
He's mum needs to maybe stop breeding..theres a thought!

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Yea... I'm gonna go file my tax returns. This dude is arid. #Xfactor

James Michael performs The Beatles "Ticket To Ride"

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Beatles???? wrong choice again

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
James looks like a young old Dr Who tonight #XFactor

@LuciousTV ᵀᴴᴱ ᴼᴿᴵᴳᴵᴻᴬᴸ Lucious
by _Swaggerville
first it was Sheila's Wheels now we have Oliver Twist or some shit #XFactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
Barlow's totally lost it now. "Real instrument"? Fame Academy is that way pal >>>>>>>>>>

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @naijaboymikey: Cute cute but voice is weaker than diet shandy ... < Lol

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
If T could just stop saying "Blew me away" that would be fab.

Ad break

@JulieIwheta Julie Iwheta
Break again....itv1 ur badmind....thief ah thief looool

@KarlNova Karl Nova
have any of you noticed how you can IMMEDIATELY download the song they just performed? hmmm that is acting like voting! #xfactor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Wow a lot of acts left to perform!! #xfactor is dragging badly. Not a good look!

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
RT @THISISMAXONLINE: This has to get better or next week I'm out lol < These lies LOL

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
so far I only really remember Sophie for Talent Johnny for his Mac and the 2 essex girls because of the lippy.... hummm



@AraTheCoach Ara
this muller advert was better then #xFactor!

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Why they going so hard to sell us these milk products though? #Xfactor #AdBreak

Misha B
http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif
Kelly: This girl is covering a big UK artist

@danwootton Dan Wootton
So I'm assuming Kelly read the wrong intro for Sophie earlier? Because she said UK artist and then Sophie performed Katy Perry! #xfactor

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
RT @ebunola1: LOL @ Kelly. Which 'UK' artist again? Lady Gaga or sommat? Lol

@KarlNova Karl Nova
oh no SOME MORE RAPPING? #xfactor

Misha performs Adele "Rolling In The Deep"

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
<3 Mishas outfits so far

@KarlNova Karl Nova
Misha Kinda looks like Adelaide Mckenzie

@EvadneyC Evadney
What the hell is going on with Misha's hair. What's with the enormous quiff?

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
DbhjsakGFHSJKAGFHSJKDFHGajkfghsajk noooooo how can she a bouffant like Marge as well!!!! EFF YOUUUUUUUU @MsBleachBlonde haahskashahaajha

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Go on rudegirl Rolling In The Deep Adele

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Predictable ..Adele. But I can tell she's gonna smash it #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
finally some real talent

@punchbowlblog PunchBowlBlog
Misha B... finally a star!!

@jammerbbk Jammer
This girl is a bad gal feel the bad gal bass lol

@danwootton Dan Wootton
I'm sorry, but I'm not getting the styling. In any way. #xfactor

@LoukiaC Loukia
Misha B if you do The Heatwave Refix you will be a don mate. #XFactor

@janay_louise Janay Louise
This frickyfricky remix ting needs to DIE!

@ShadrackMandem Shadrack & Abendigo
Just keep to the singing!!!!!!!! #XFactor

@AraTheCoach Ara
aww mannn... she was great... then rapped! #xFactor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
This girl has it! Damn in!!!! Mishhaaaaa go girl! I would pay for thiS. UK nicki Manji. She doesn't need to rap...Everytime tho. Just a note

@MakedaQoS Makeda 'QoS' Wilson
Misha is blatantly Kelly's favourite but I'm not feeling the bars sorry #DropMeOut #XFactor

@hootiewholdn Hootie Who
oh sweet lord minaj what have you done to talent shows......

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
I didn't like the Nicki Minaj movements though. BE YOURSELF #XFactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
very Nicki Minaj styling but it works

@DeliciousDavina Davina
Mica smashed it. She Minajed it out too and it worked.

@KarlNova Karl Nova
you know what I have noticed? that weird dressing thing is in now thanks to Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj #xfactor

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Misha first artist that has bought anything unique and credible tonight, that has made me sit up and take note all evening! Gwan Mish!

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
This mica girl is gooooooooooooood

Nu-Vibe

@Stoosh69 Olivine Raaaaaaaay
by MISSLALAREPORT
Nu Vibe *dashes panty at tv*

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
I fooking hate boy bands khuntz

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Nu Vibe. As if that's even a good name.

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
These feckin PLEBS!!! I can't tek that licky licky green eyed BWOI!! #XFactor

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
RT @BaseNRebulz: After misha....xfactor is done for saturday!

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
chris brown beautiful people

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
They're doing my tune. Don't ruin it you fassies

Nu-Vibe perform Chris Brown "Beutiful People"

@jammerbbk Jammer
Kick them down now pls

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
I bet the chorus sounds SHITE #XFactor

@LoukiaC Loukia
NU VIBE? I'd rather get a new vibe than have sex with any of these slimy guys. I bet they use Lynx Africa. #XFactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
A little worried Nu Vibe are clearly at each others' throats this early on. #xfactor

@jammerbbk Jammer
This chris brown tune I love it but there gonna make me hate it I swear down

@LethalBizzle Black Jackie Chan
I'm sorry but the groups performances have been appalling! Kelly gonna win this year #Easy #Xfactor

@Iamdjb Barry Burt
Wow, this is really bad.

@studiopixie studiopixie
Alreeeeeeeeeeeeeet I think it is safe to make my cuppa tea! This is an abomination! #XFactor

@LittleDonatella Donatella
Hold tight their dance moves and is that leather trousers I spy, ewwww #Xfactor

@itsYasmin Yasmin
No Vibe #XFactor

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Ok. Bag of man on stage and 2 harmonies between them. Safe. #Xfactor

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Did these khuntz just flash their abs?

@PhreshMentality Ambi Pur ☥
That lift of the shirt was NOT necessary kmt #Xfactor

@naijaboymikey Mikey A Abegunde
Yesssss to that end bit ...

@janay_louise Janay Louise
Cheeky chappies ay Louis. Nasty

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Louis is involved. Of course. #Xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
I thought they would be worse... #X-Factor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Gary is right though, individually they may be able to sing, but together NAH #Xfactor

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Can some of these bands watch bands of the past to understand how harmonies are suppose to work. Jodeci, Jagged Edge, Boy II Men, 112

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
I can't TEK ASHFORD KMT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Xfactor

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
Hahaha, nonsense "@madnewsblog: Tulisa you are chatting fart! Next generation of boy band? Piss off #X-Factor"

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Next Generation of Boy Band, did she say that out loud and with a straight face??? Kelly, destroy her!!!

@jammerbbk Jammer
This ain't the Tula I know she would of told the swag people there swag a year ago man what's going on Tula pls tell them there shit babe

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Omg she said it again "They're gonna blow people out the water"

@madnewsblog Mad News
Bare foolishness coming out of Tulisa's mouth tonight. #X-Factor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Gary on fire. Louis stop talking, Tulisa can handle herself even tho she is gassing! Kelly REAL talk!

@ShadrackMandem Shadrack & Abendigo
FUCK ALL the judges #XFactor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
How long do you think it will be until someone labels Kelly "agressive" over passionate? Yep I'm asking early. I know how media work!

Marcus Collins

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
I'm not being rude, but had porn gate not happened Lascel would have got in over this dude! Lascel man why?

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
MY TUUUUUUUUUUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Xfactor

Marcus performs Maroon 5 "Moves Like Jagger"

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Nah Marcus you're gonna wreck my tune innit fam!!!!!! #XFactor

@KarlNova Karl Nova
this guy can sing. #xfactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Wha gwarn for Marcus' deadout 2-step skankin? Is ya batty hole too tight? #XFactor

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
They have taken the piss out of Marcus. Why give him this song kmt mockery.

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Why they give this guy female backing dancers? Are they mocking him?

@janay_louise Janay Louise
Poor ting must be flinching inside with all these girls

@MARC_RYDER MARC RYDER
by sonenimusic
Marcus looked scared when the girl got too near yana #XFactor

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
He's a good singer. I think there'll be a lot of disappointed teenage girls though... #xfactor

siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Marcus you are BEAUTIFUL.

@Nyofficial Nyofficial
Marcus looks hot! Love the song vocals on point effortless mwah #xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @WendiWrites: RT @ItsPurpleHill: RT @Nadiva99: RT @SoCharLite: RT @Diggydash: Is Marcus gay? X Factor > Is Lil' Wayne ugly?- pahaha.

@Popjustice Popjustice
That is not an X Factor winner's moustache, Marcus. #xfactor

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
But not really feeling this performance! hope he stays after this!

Fat bird

@hyperfrank Laura Brosnan
Oh yeah isn't she only in because Goldie dropped out MYTH

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
She should go on Who Do You Think You Are & see if she's related to Sonia from eastenders..

@LoukiaC Loukia
Sami looks like a big toe with minx nail varnish on aka her jacket. #XFactor

Sami Brookes performs Ultra Nate "Free"

@reggieheavee Reggie Styles
Sammi Brookes...yeah man...that's how u sing blodclot toon!

@madnewsblog Mad News
Classic dance anthem. I loved this song. #X-Factor

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
Louis making good singer perform disco anthems. This guy...

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Is it Ibiza week this week on #xfactor ?

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Sing it girl.... if Simon was here you know what he would say you sound like a cabarat singer who should be on a cruise like jane mcdonald

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Big Tune. Come on Sammy! Cant believe Louis picked Goldie over her. Stupid man!

@LoukiaC Loukia
It's quite common in English people though really. Big toe syndrome. No offence.

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
i'm going to make a cup of tea..... X Factor you have let me down i normally am glued..i'm even taking calls

@LethalBizzle Black Jackie Chan
#Karaokefactor

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
She can perform in every Butlins iin the country.... Then announce all the bingo numbers!

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
RT @danilorum: □ Michelle McManus. I thought she went home. #XFactor

@DeliciousDavina Davina
I love this fat chick #Xfactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
*WOBBLY MOUTH SIREN* #xfactor

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
I liked this performance until the fireworks where it got a bit too...Disco Divaish #XFactor

@MannyNorte Manny Norte
Oi Fellas!!!! For 10 Grand, would you beat???!! #Xfactor

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Fellas do you reckon you could take her in a fight?

@naijaboymikey Mikey A Abegunde
Just so you know, Sammy is NOT crying ... that's just perspiration from the 10 layers of foundation ...

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Why they got her looking like some quarterback though? Those shoulders ain't no joke! #Xfactor

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
In all seriousness - Louis Walsh should be axed for next year's show. Why is he hyping her up when he originally didn't choose her? Fool.

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
Hahahaha, I knew Gary would put Louis on blast. Good.

@BangsandaBun Muireann C-Campbell
How old is that chick? 'Cause that makeup & that outfit are saying mid-40s to me. #xfactor

The Risk

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Oh lard Beggy Beggy Derry & The Risk #XFactor

(Click here to see Derry's tweets begging famous people to follow him)

@madnewsblog Mad News
Oh The Risk.. I wonder if they will force the black one to rap again hahahha #X-Factor

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Tulisa honey, your entire category is a risk. Can you say "I got bumped!"

@Popjustice Popjustice
Remember viewers thttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifhese were the BEST members from the other bands #xfactor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
I will lose all respect if Derry raps! Seems inevitable now with this strack. Sigh inadvance

The Risk perform Plan B "She Said"

@madnewsblog Mad News
The Risk all want to be solo acts. I can see it in their eyes. #X-Factor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
The Risk sound the best collectively out of all the groups tonight #XFactor

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
They are singing this better then Plan B you know #XFactor

@naijaboymikey Mikey A Abegunde
They're sounding gooood ... They way the one on the far right could serenade me

@JusticeMBE Justice Williams MBE
Now The Risk got it together

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
I like them!!

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
RT @danilorum: If Derry raps, I will kill myself with my phone. #XFactor < Your time LOL R.I.P

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Told you!!!!! Why? Let's open our minds I beg u!

@madnewsblog Mad News
Hahahahahha I knew it. Former gang member from Croydon forced to rap. #X-Factor

@JusticeMBE Justice Williams MBE
Rapping in this show is like have bloody tomato ketchup with everything smh #XFactor

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
This is the best Tulisa has to work with, I like em

@KarlNova Karl Nova
The Risk are the best group so far! #xfactor

@Iamdjb Barry Burt
The risk are good

Craig Colton

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Craig. Love him!

Craig Colton performs Christina Perri "Jar of Hearts"

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
This farkin HOG! #XFactor

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
He worked in a biscuit factory...... He def took his work home with him!

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
This dude looks like Peter Griffin as a teenager. #Xfactor

@LoukiaC Loukia
The par is that this guy probably gets more men than me. #XFactor

@MarvinSparks Negus Marvin Sparks
This guy deffo sat with the girls in the playground eating Dairylea and fruit practicing Spice Girls routines

@KarlNova Karl Nova
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzz #xfactor

@LittleDonatella Donatella
*yawn* at bigfaceboy

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
THE TREMBLE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Glad its not just me RT @DeezDecrees: Ah Craig allow the facial expressions #Xfactor

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
He felt that. Jar of Hearts. Jar of Biscuits. #Xfactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
"not just the funnyman" JUST SAY FAT TULISA JUST SAY IT #xfactor

@AraTheCoach Ara
Craig was the best so far tonight imo! I dont think they shud be making him go on a diet tho! sheeeeeet! #xFactor

Kitty Brucknell

@sonenimusic Soneni Nkomo
"@Jpizzledizzle: Kitty scares me, still." My mum just said "this one is a witch i can tell" hahahaaha

@madnewsblog Mad News
Kitty is so annoying..

@cleosol CleoSol
Kitty da bitty

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
I really want to drown this Kitty!!

@LoukiaC Loukia
RT @siananderson: I hate Kitty more than anything, ever.

Kitty performs Queen "Who Wants To Live Forever"

@sSaRpOnG Sabrina-Anne Sarpong
Kitty looks like she needs to go back to her mental home and she sounds shit!

@Popjustice Popjustice
If this racket's due to go on much longer I'm fine stopping living now thanks Kitty #xfactor

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Kitty's about to murk someone. I swear. #Xfactor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Bad song choice. Dress sense doesn't suit. Out of tune. Eyes look heavy but she looks scary! Kitty kitty kitty less is more hunny!

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Freddy Mercury is turning, rolling and somersaulting in his grave right now #xfactor

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
You could imagine Kitty doing the exact same performance within 4 padded walls #XFactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL! Kitty didn't put it down in any way. #xfactor

@MannyNorte Manny Norte
Kitty looks like some possesed FREAK! Whips, chains, knives, Handcuffs and guns ALL in her house, TRUST! #XFactor

@robbiereviews Robbie Collin
by VexintheCity
Kitty: "Criticism makes me a better performer." Get on Twitter love, you'll be the next Whitney Houston. #xfactor

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Did that have a beginning a middle and an end?

@hyperfrank Laura Brosnan
She's not controversial she's just desperate

@EvadneyC Evadney
RT @canchristian I would very much like Freddie Mercury to rise from the dead and thump Kitty with a mic. #xfactor > rlmho

@VexInTheCityUK Miss Vexy
by DEEPERMC
Everyone just looks disturbed & how to react to her that's because Kitty just tried to steal your soul #XFactor

@LethalBizzle Black Jackie Chan
Kitty looks like Robbie Savage #Xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @MNEKtweets: Kitty's forehead is TALKING THE HARDEST. #XFACTOR

Janet

@ChockzMusic Chockz
They gave her Katy B hair.

@AraTheCoach Ara
RT @MannyNorte: ....And here comes the winner....#Xfactor « co-signhttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
waits for shy girl to sing in a traditional irish style and be overly praised by the judges #XFactor

Janet Devlin performs Coldplay "Fix You"

@BuckTheWorld_ Courtney[aka c0r7z®]
by siananderson
I actually cannot take how amazing Janet is. She's slaying my soul right now. I can't.

@sSaRpOnG Sabrina-Anne Sarpong
Janet is such a beautiful lil girl! And her voice is amazing! She needs to win #XFactor

@ShizzyENT Shizzy Wizzy
by siananderson
Fall back when Janet is singing

@LethalBizzle Black Jackie Chan
This girl is on the money. Win or lose she's gone. #FemaleEd #Xfactor

@LittleDonatella Donatella
I absolutely and so in love with her, she is amazing #TeamJanet

@hyperfrank Laura Brosnan
Yep yep yep Janet is smashing it as expected.

@LoukiaC Loukia
Janet's hair is the best hair on the show. Big up real hair.

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
She's good but I find her boring sorry Im just being real #XFactor

@alex_macpherson Alex Macpherson
Certainly more fun than janet bloody devlin #thenewboring #sameastheoldboring #xfactor

@AraTheCoach Ara
best til last n all that! #xFactor

@studiopixie studiopixie
Smashed it #XFactor

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
Not my kinda artist, but she was good..

@KarlNova Karl Nova
she looks like Rebekah Brooks from News of the world fame #xfactor

@Jpizzledizzle Joseph JP Patterson
Diana Vickers, I mean, Janet Devlin is good.

@LoukiaC Loukia
Wagner to Win. #XFactor

IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
After that show who is watching Xtra factor? Hell no! X-factor have had enough of my precious life! Tryna turn peeps into passive zombies

@ton_da_don Tonia
by CherelleNatalie
#xfactor is not what it was .

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Twitter reveals the truth of what the viewers think. TV people can gass all they like, we aint convinced. Proof in the timelines. #xfactor

In conclusion:

@funkomi Funk Omi
RT by @sonenimusic
I feel like people who watch #xfactor without twitter are only watching half the show.

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