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Tweeter Review: X-Factor Live Show Final

KEY:
RT aka ReTweet = Repeating someone else's tweet for everyone of your own followers to see
@[insert name] = Twitter username. www.twitter.com/[name after @ sign] For example: @MarvinSparks = www.twitter.com/MarvinSparks

Follow everyone who wrote tweets you like. If you'd like your tweet removed ask and I'll think about it.

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Last but not least

Disclaimer: Tweets do not necessarily reflect the opinions of us (me) here at Marvin Sparks dot Blog Spot dot com. We (I) found them funny/relevant

Forget what the papers and judges say, here's what the tweople say!


Cass Denton
And we're OFF!!!!!!

Joint Performance



Mad News
RT : You know Marcus is pissed he's not in sequins like the girls!

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Karl Nova
Yeo Valley was such a fail this year
 
I Am...LondonDiva
I'd want to see performances then vote. Whoever sings last would have less time that the first two to get votes. 

Marcus Collins



❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Wow I didn't see one ethnic minority pupil at Marcus' school
 
I Am...LondonDiva
Gary coming like one old man with his cuppa.
 
Jamie Howard
Marcus was more excited about the screaming boys, then the screaming boys were about Marcus.
    
Mad News
Marcus' paternal side of the family missing in action lol -Factor
 
Jamie Howard
Marcus will be presenting Xtra Factor next year!
 
Christiana Mbakwe
This is boring. I don't want a geography/family history lesson. Hurry up and sing

Smooth Fuego
Marcus why in the hell would you sing this looool
 
❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
HEYYYYYYY YYYAAAAAA!
 
Jamie Howard
Hey ya! The emergency exits are here, here and here...........
 
The Caligraphist®
This song ain't working for you b.
 
studiopixie
Oh Noooooooooo! O_O
 
Tony Black
Dre 3000 would be screwin, I used to like this record
 
❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHO SAW THE BLACK BACKING DANCER DOING THE CARLTON DANCE??
 
Mad News
RT : Marcus' eyebrows! My envy 4 them will live forever ! Lol! So smoothly shaped! -Factor
 
Bangs and a Bun
Marcus, I've enjoyed looking at your purdy face. That's about all I can say about that performance. You purdy.
 
Kelly A
Marcus you're so pretty
 
studiopixie 
RT RT : Marcus sounded a mess but his shoulder pads look fierce! They are PERCHED
 
I Am...LondonDiva
If ppl are voting now for Marcus after this it's not fair on the other 2 acts as the lines close at the same time.

Little Mix



 
Mervin Martin
Don't the fat one from little mix look like Sid from ice age
 
stevefurst
Perrie arrives home to South Shields to see an angry Cheryl Cole with a baseball bat 'aaaahhmmm the ooonly singa from these pawts pet'
 
Jamie Howard
Name another girl band where you wouldn't bang 1 member!?!
 
Vanessa Laker
I want Little Mix to win...
 
❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
I WAS THINKING IT WHILE MARCUS WAS PERFORMING BUT I SWEEEAAAAR THEY'RE NOT SINGING LIVE TONIGHT FIX
 
Bangs and a Bun
The stamping girl with the face is steady losing on the costume front every week.
 
The Caligraphist®
Little Mix sound decent when they sing individually but its a problem when they try to sing together. In a group so to speak.
 
Évalin
: How old is the oldest member of Little Mix?"<---Young enough to put you on a special register& put u in a cell with a roadman

Amelia Lily



Pilar Nalwimba
You can just tell Kelly is not feeling Amelia at all!
 
Donatella
Oh I love Amelia. I also love pink. However this outfit is just ridiculous.
 
Mad News
I think we all know who will be winning this... -Factor
 
Karl Nova
Oh dear I am beginning to think Amelia is gonna win it
 
Justin Chinyere
She can't handle the chorus sighhh
 
Bangs and a Bun
Tulisa & her 'am I bovvered?' face slay me.
 
Ondo Lady
That was boring!!!
 
studiopixie
These stylists are taking the PISS! Loooooooooooool! WTF! because these stylists are not driving Looooool!

End of round one

Christiana Mbakwe
The fact that people believe someone catapulted to fame via a reality TV show has "worked hard" demonstrates how low the bar for work is set
 
Kelly A 
esp. When the person in question missed about five shows!

Annika Allen
Lil Mix to win!
 
The Caligraphist®
Amelia to win though.
 
Negus Marvin Sparks
So far, so boring
 
Mad News
RT : Anybody else feeling distinctly underwhelmed by this final?

JLS x One Direction



  Jamie Howard
Why do they have american accents?!?!?!?
 
Dj Fira
": Yo, dem JLS guy deh fi keep Jah-Mek-Ya outta dem stinkin mouth"loooooool
 
Dear.Rob
How much more cleavage does Oritse want to show ffs? The effeminisation continues.
 
Smooth Fuego
Looool I thought those dancers were crazy random crowd members looooo
 
Pilar Nalwimba
I see Aston got a fresh jerry curl for this performance
 
Trini Trent
JLS? One Direction? Ch...the standards for talent are awfully low. I'm going to surf Myvidster until they leave
 
I Am...LondonDiva
Was Harry singing that for Caroline?
 
Christiana Mbakwe
This boyband mash up makes me wanna quit life.
 
Popjustice
This is a fucking racket and a half

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Jamie Howard
So Tulisa is gonna perform in a band where she is the least talented?!

Marcus & Gary Barlow



AngryBritain.com
Take Twat
 
Digital Spy
Yay, judge duets! ( )
 
Christiana Mbakwe
There was once a time when the likes of Beyonce & Christina Aguilera joined finalists on stage.Now we've got Tulisa & Gary Barlow
 
I Am...LondonDiva
Gary and that damn velvet!
 
Trini Trent
Marcus should win . He is not as bad as the other acts & he stays on-key most of the time
 
Justin Chinyere
Is Marcus singing with Gary or to Gary? i dunno
 
Mad News
RT : If Brokeback Mountain was a musical ....
 
Ara
RT : 2 poofs and a piano « lol
 
Ondo Lady
Has UK X Factor spent all their budget on Tulisa's wardrobe? Where are the A lists for the duets?
 
MAX
love marcus but that will not win him the show.... sorry semi dead performance...MARCUS TO WIN still love him...his smile
 
The Caligraphist®
This is the recession special.

Tulisa x Little Mix
 


 
Janay Louise
Wonder if Tulisa is going to embarrass herself.
 
Lynnike and Sefa DJs
Oh Gosh! I'm nervous for Tulisa. Is she abt to get put to shame vocally?
 
Mo the Comedian
HERE WE GO TA'Loser is going to sing, she better be fire after all here talk
 
Jimmy Swagger
This is going to be painful
 
Popjustice
Well this is boring
 
❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
WHERE LIL MAMA AT??
 
Mo the Comedian
Why is she treating them like her backing singer doe
 
MISS LALA
Where are the harmonies. What the hell???
 
Pilar Nalwimba
RT : Nah that beatbox killed me. Dead. Bye. See you later!
 
Trini Trent
so this is how Tulisa's singing voice sounds...she's okay. Why is she a judge on this show though? ?
 
adenike adenitire
Why is Tulisa treating this like her band and she da lead singer!Let the girls sing,especially Perry,she's better than u blood! She rips!!!!
 
studiopixie
[Dials 999] 21.13 RT LMAO Oh no the hamster did not just beatbox, or was she chewing the woodshaving from her cage?

Amelia x Kelly 
 

 

Jamie Howard
Kelly is gonna have to stand in the background and just let someone else just take the lead..........
 
Negus Marvin Sparks
Show them why you were Beyonce's backing dancer girl
 
The Caligraphist®
Kelly when Amelia starts goin out of your vocal range just drop the mic and whine down pon it aight babe? Cool.
 
Christiana Mbakwe
Kelly, no shade but you knew Amelia had something yet you sent her home?
 
MAX
this is sick... they already killed it
 
Christiana Mbakwe
This is the best thus far. Told you Kelly's wig is annointed
 
MAX
the girls are rocking out ....they just killed the other 2 performances.. on another level
 
Trini Trent
so...Amelia is outperforming Kelly Rowland. Somebody hand me Mathew Knowles' belt. These pre-op tranny vocals <
 
Popjustice
(This is brilliant)

Leona

 
Adele Louise
"And now we introduce Leona to show you all how it's done..."
 
studiopixie
LMAO! RT : YASSSS NEW NOSE! YASSSSSS!

  Popjustice

*reaches for trapdoor lever*
 
AngryBritain.com
I <3 Leona Lewis
   
Jimmy Swagger
This country loves some suicide music, Leona Lewis, Coldplay...
 
Pilar Nalwimba
It's been 5years and your telling me they couldn't get Leona Lewis a personality. The girl can sing though
 
Yasmin
Not sure what's better, Leona's voice or her new nose, both are AMAZING!

Michael Buble


Jamie Howard
Does he have an X-Factor Contract?!
 
❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Ok I think we've seen Michael Bublé perform enough times now SURPRISE ME PLEASE
 
Bangs and a Bun

As a Canadian, I'm forced to be pro-Buble. Plus, he just seems so goddamn nice.
 
ArchnaSawjani
Michael Buble again? Did they not do this last year?
   
Jme (Jamie Adenuga)
Michael Buble just mindfucks females. Coz I dont know none of his songs and he's octuple platinum or summin. Fuck this guy
 
The Caligraphist®
This is dead Buble? Whats goins on??
 
Jme (Jamie Adenuga)
He looks constipated fam
 
Pilar Nalwimba
Luv Michael Buble would see him live once every year if I could!
 
Ondo Lady
I rather like The Buble. Still sad that he never married Emily Blunt, they would have made a lovely couple.
 
Lynnike and Sefa DJs
Awww, Mike didn't choose to sing with Tulisa, slight par! Just Kelly and Gary
 
Smooth Fuego
RT Michael Bublé reminds me of Beyoncé, y'all. Both they names begin with a B and end in é.
  
Negus Marvin Sparks
Canadians go in with this music ting innit? Justin Bieber, Michael Buble and Drake. They all make pretty similar music too

Results



Jimmy Swagger
So much for your conspiracy theories about Amelia

Negus Marvin Sparks
Amelia or Little Mix were going cos they both have similar fan base (in my head). Marcus has the granny dem and guys like him

Conclusion

Letitia
Twitter is the best thing that happened to !

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