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Tweeter Review: X-Factor - Rihanna perf.

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Follow everyone who wrote tweets you like. If you'd like your tweet removed ask and I'll think about it.

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Disclaimer: Tweets do not necessarily reflect the opinions of us (me) here at Marvin Sparks dot Blog Spot dot com. We (I) found them funny/relevant

Forget what the papers and judges say, here's what the tweople say!


@studiopixie studiopixie
Gassed to see RiRi :D If it's anything like the last #XFactor performance! Wooooooooy the timeline went into meltdown! Loooool! (click here for Tweeter Review of last time)

@shach7 Meshach Broderick
I wonder if Rihanna will do her new single? I like it

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Rihanna's on. Time for certain man to top up the wank bank. lol #xfactor



@BangsandaBun Muireann C-Campbell
What? She's wearing clothes? DISAPPOINTED! #xfactor

@MarvinSparks Negus Marvin Sparks
Rihanna cant sing this song by the way

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Rihanna is already sounding like garbage. #xfactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Not gonna lie RIHANNA SOUNDS AWFUL #XFactor

@Iamdjb Barry Burt
Rihanna would also get the good love.

@MervinMartin Mervin Martin
take it off, take it off #xfactor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Wow seems like rihanna learnt from last year. She has clothes on...will they last till the end? Hahaha let's see. #xfactorUK

@danwootton Dan Wootton
So the question is: Was Rihanna told to cover up after all the criticism about her raunchy performance last year? #XFactor

@MannyNorte Manny Norte
Did my man really just cup da back off??!! Luck Bastard!! #XFactor

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Kelly needs to hand Rihanna her seat and show her how its done. Jokes aside, this performance is embarrassing.

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Hahahahahaha HER OUTFIT IS SHIT hahahah I know the guys were expecting a HYPE ahhaha FAILLLLLL

@MervinMartin Mervin Martin
shes got a robocop forehead #xfactor

@iamcoxhead Thomas Coxhead
Too many clothes, not enough skin. Also, she looks SO awkward performing Electro music.

@Iamdjb Barry Burt
What she lacks in vocal ability, she more than makes up for in performance. Great performer.

@AngryBritain AngryBritain.com
Quite disappointed by the lack of flesh on display by Rihanna tonight. Damn you Ofcom!! #xfactor

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
That backing vocal is too loud. Its shhowing up her flat live notes.. #xfactor

@ChuckieOnline Chuckie Lothian
Rihanna has a ladder in a tights. I no what she's tryna tell me.. Someone send me her number. I got a suggestion... #Xfactor.

@SefKombo セフ・コンボー
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES NOW!

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Who choreographs Rihanna? The Tinman? #xfactor

@mrviews Mr Views
This performance is shocking. She's still an amazing performer, just a bad day at the office.

@DJTrevorNelson Trevor Nelson
Everones thinking when is Rihanna gonna rip her clothes off

@IamNads Nadine Stewart
Problem is, we just saw Rihanna perform this on #XFactorUSA a couple of days ago. #CantTopLastYear #XFactor

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
Bless Rihanna's cotton socks, she can't dance..

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Her x factor USA performance was better, just a couple nights ago! So was outfit!

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Welcome to 2011, where people applaud mediocrity #xfactor #rihanna

@tahirah Tahirah
This is what her concert was like, more time she didn't even PRETEND to be miming, just let the backing track to the work. #xfactor

@newsychick1 Karen AKA Newsychick
Rihanna's X Factor UK performance better than USA one. Still not a fan of singing over backing track though

@MervinMartin Mervin Martin
i wanna wana put it in her mouth #xfactor looool

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
That performance would've been 64.3% better if Rihanna wore less clothes and turned off her mic. #xfactor

@AllysaRochelle Rochelle Robertson
Yh Rihanna was pretty shit! I wouldn't pay her if I was you @Xfactor

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
*Imagines men around the country sitting next to unused lotion* Well that was anti-climatic #Xfactor #rihanna

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
In conclusion Rihanna with clothing is like jollof rice made without stew. Bland, intolerable and practically unrecognisable.

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