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Tweeter Review: X-Factor Live Show 5

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RT aka ReTweet = Repeating someone else's tweet for everyone of your own followers to see
@[insert name] = Twitter username. www.twitter.com/[name after @ sign] For example: @MarvinSparks = www.twitter.com/MarvinSparks

Follow everyone who wrote tweets you like. If you'd like your tweet removed ask and I'll think about it.

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Disclaimer: Tweets do not necessarily reflect the opinions of us (me) here at Marvin Sparks dot Blog Spot dot com. We (I) found them funny/relevant

Forget what the papers and judges say, here's what the tweople say!


Theme: Club Classics

@AngryBritain AngryBritain.com
IT'S TIME. TO FACE. THE FACT THAT. ALL THE. TULISA. KELLY. ROWING. THAT'S IN. THE PAPERS. IS A SHALLOW PLOY. FOR RATINGS #xfactor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Will any of the judges bring up kittygate? Regarding Derry? Tulisa likes airing backstage antics so let's see eh!

@madnewsblog Mad News
Good to see Kelly looking well and her voice is back.... #X-Factor

@AngryBritain AngryBritain.com
It's a double elimination. Kelly and Tulisa #xfactor

Find out what went down


Johnny performs Madonna 'Hung Up' (click to watch performance)

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Yaaaaaas for "Hung Up".....oh no, he is butchering it :-( #xfactor

@BangsandaBun Muireann C-Campbell
I cannot. #xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
Oh dear Johnny..... Madonna is somewhere weeping.. #X-Factor

@AngryBritain AngryBritain.com
Johnny Robinson: Coming to your grandparent's care home soon #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
the time needs to go faster this is painful

@MervinMartin Mervin Martin
#xfactor what the hell, sounds like he been inhaling helium

@danwootton Dan Wootton
I have a feeling time might be up for Johnny this week... #xfactor

@MoTheComedian Mo the Comedian
This is just someone who's really good at sing star #XFactor

@IamNads Nadine Stewart
After seeing the amount of serious talent on #XFactorUSA earlier, Johnny seems like even *more* of a joke now #XFactor

Janet Devlin performs Jackson 5 "I Want You Back" (click to watch performance)

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Janet singing a club classic. Okay I need to see this ...#xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
Janet you will soon learn that nobody cares what you want or think. #X-Factor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
Janet doesn't look comfortable doing this song. She could be in trouble too. I'm struggling to watch. #xfactor

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
FIRST THEY SHOW MJ'S CORPSE ON TV WITHOUT HIS WIG AND NOW THIS COVER? WHY WON'T THEY LET (DEAD) MJ BE GREAT? #Xfactor

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Oh dear #xfactor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
I prefer Janet, ballad and boring! Bottom 2 tonight #xfactoruk

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Did she forget the words to THIS song?! #xfactor

@younglion21 Young Lion
How da hell u 4get da words of a popular MJ track and call yaself a singer!!! Luuu #xfactor

@AngryBritain AngryBritain.com
Forgetting the words? Janet's surname clearly isn't 'Jackson' #xfactor

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Did duppy girl just gulp like a guppy fish as she forgot the words to this Jackson 5 classic? #xfactor

@TwinTings TwinTings
Janet needs a tweet from Ed Sheeran to save his peoples.

@gordonsmart Gordon Smart
by MsQuiche
Janet out her depth here. Poor mentoring. Her voice isn't right for song. She's about as comfortable as that fud Frankie in an STD clinic.

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
Don't cry Janet..... Cause i'm scared you might cry blood!

@danwootton Dan Wootton
So clearly there's been trouble between Kelly and Janet this week #xfactor

Craig performs DJ Sammy "Heaven"(click to watch performance)

@studiopixie studiopixie
Behaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave! Lol! RT @MrOhYes: Craigs nickname is the White Precious.... LMAO..... #XFactor

@AngryBritain AngryBritain.com
'You came out of your comfort zone' 'Greggs' #xfactor

@LadyChann Lady Chann
Dis geez really bores me tho.. Sorry, mi nar lie! I wudnt miss him if he goes.. I rekon one of Garys acts will go tomoz #Frankie pls!

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
go on craig you just smashed it.... gary will let you have a treat later lolnx

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
Craig's getting his aerobics class on. Gold star for him. #Xfactor

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Get in Craig lol with your two step

@TwinTings TwinTings
What. The. Hell. Is. This. On. My. TV.

@MannyNorte Manny Norte
Craig is the biggest softest guy but when he sings, the man comes OUT #Xfactor

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Got home just in time to see craigg "dancing" and he's not even dancing kmt.

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @tymusic: fat tintin!!!! #X-Factor

@Davinche Davinche Canvas
Craig??? RT @MarkAsari: @iamshystie loool who is mrs doubtfire??

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @AngryBritain: I see Justin Bieber has been comfort-eating over the 'lovechild' allegations. Oh no, it's Craig ... #xfactor

@TwinTings TwinTings
I need to put on some grime & shank something after that.

The Risk perform Shalamar "Night To Remember" (click to watch performance)

@TwinTings TwinTings
#KeepDerryOutOfJail

@MannyNorte Manny Norte
With JLS and the Risk altogether i dunno who's who #Xfactor

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Derry's so fast..just chill #xfactor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Wow Derry needs to chill out!

@ChockzMusic Chockz
Derry lol? Smh

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
Why has Derry always got his arm over someone's shoulder??? #Xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
Why is Derry giving his number to Nicole? He's so licky licky #X-Factor

@MichelleShanti Michelle Owusu
Wooooow Derry has confidence! Trying to replace Lewis Hamilton quick fast. Go on chale!

@danwootton Dan Wootton
Derry is a player! Quite like it. When I was in Alex's dressing room last Sunday he was in there having a flirt! #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
woah jls stop fibbing you told me you think Misha or Marcus to win

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Me and Charlie would have some CUTE babies.

@tymusic Ty
how can the lean to one side look difficult!!!!!!!

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
This is DOPE #Xfactor

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Here we go again, get the black on to rap time lol

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
FFS! Derry you can say NO when they ask you to "rap" you know!!!! #xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
Why the hell is Derry rapping on this? Just stop the madness #X-Factor

@LynnikeandSefa Lynnike and Sefa DJs
Why does Derry ALWAYS hav to rap!!!

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Derry has found his lane! Singing wasn't for him. #xfactor

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
The Risk, collectively, are nailing it tonight. Ashford's voice, adlibs etc are EVERYTHING! #xfactor

Marcus Collins performs Jackie Wilson "Reet Petite" (click to watch performance)

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
Is he doing Movember?! Or a Freddie Mercury/Hitler tribute?

@KarlNova Karl Nova
Wrong song choice #xfactor

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
Marcus is so handsome and his hair gives me everything. Sadly he doesn't like fish. Next. #xfactor

@studiopixie studiopixie
Marcus already had the El Debarge waves in advance! Loooool! Doing very well! #XFactor

@TwinTings TwinTings
Wow they matched the song to Marcus hair? Respect Gary

Kitty performs Madonna "Like A Prayer"

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Kitty is backin my bad books after the race scandal this week! Oh MY is she gonna butcher like a prayer! Don't do it you silly cow!

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Why is Kitty still in this show. Why did they not kick her racist clart out the show????



@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
Ezra remember when we used to do choir vocals on X Factor? All that rehearsal for a MIME. CC @mrdisfit

@madnewsblog Mad News
When did Like A Prayer become a club classic??? #X-Factor

@MakedaQoS Makeda 'QoS' Wilson
Kitty is making me want to slit my wrists #XFactor

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
...she claimed she was "stressed and not with it". Again, have several seats #kitty #racerow #xfactor

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
Tulisa, Kitty "allegedly" racially abused Derry. Are you going to bring that up? We're waiting...... #Xfactor

@EvalinSaysItAll √Čvalin
@MarvinSparks Doesn't it humour you that after her alleged remarks about Derry she's now singing a song that had a black Jesus in the video?

@AngryBritain AngryBritain.com
'You've been the most consistent Kitty' 'Consistently annoying' #xfactor

@AllysaRochelle Rochelle Robertson
Oh so Tulisa ain't gonna bring up the Black Bastard ting no.. Kl Kl

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Tulisa, why are you not chatting that backstage ish now!!!

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Rah. Kelly and Tulisa are DISTANT tonight. #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
'you can't dance babe' woah Gary aint ramping lol

@AllysaRochelle Rochelle Robertson
WHAT A PAR!!!!! #XFACTOR

@madnewsblog Mad News
I knew they wouldn't bring up the Derry incident. LOL #X-Factor

Frankie performs BEP "I Gotta Feeling" (click to watch performance)

@AngryBritain AngryBritain.com
Black Eyed Piss Off #xfactor

@ChockzMusic Chockz
What key did a man start in?? LMAO??!! Frankie

@MarvinSparks Negus Marvin Sparks
This yewt is the devil. How is he gonna kill my fave BEP song? And I hate BEP songs. Like, 98% of 'em anyway

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Naw. Pitching and timing not good. #xfactor

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Frankie is LITERALLY talking..as he does every week. This is an effing farce #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
how long can he speak rather then sing through tracks and do a poor mans' liam gallagher before he get's dashed off???

@Semtex DJSEMTEX
this programme owes Will I am an apology

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
i'm not playing to the cameras ..whoa... back in your cage louis..... ohh shut up oh shut up lol

@toyas_world Toya
Maybe it was harsh of the crowd to boo Frankie but I'm sorry he was garbage. Sorry Gary. Ur wrong. He's been a non-entity for WEEKS #xfactor

@CharlieSloth Charlie Sloth
honestly you know your game is dead when Louie is telling you your wack... i've only ever seen Louie begging it!!!

@danwootton Dan Wootton
I'm glad Gary's peace making dinner with the judges worked well! NOT! That was intense. They hate each other. #xfactor

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
Frankie's parents need to withdraw him from the competition and raise their child. His arrogant ambivalence could ruin him #Xfactor

@TwinTings TwinTings
Kelly would knock out Louis with one flick of her Weave

@Wiley__ Wiley
Ok im gonna just watch x factor and not even say anything about it cos i dont wanna seem opinionated...

Misha B performs Ike & Tina Turner "Proud Mary" (click to watch performance)

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Literally loving this Misha B positive propaganda VT. Genuinely hope it helps this week #xfactor

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
THIGHS

@KarlNova Karl Nova
I don't care Misha B has got the #xfactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
Just sing Misha. The preaching won't go down well. #xfactor

@AngryBritain AngryBritain.com
Never mind 'Big Wheels', Big Thighs ... #xfactor

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Mind that wig don't come off though!!!!!!!!

@MichelleShanti Michelle Owusu
Kelly lent Misha one of the wigs from her collection this week #xfactor

@toyas_world Toya
She's KILLING it! #xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
I don't know... Only like when Tina sings this #X-Factor

@CharlieSloth Charlie Sloth
oiiii Misha can sing!!!! Only one ive seen in this comp that can... she got a little wave stillll

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Misha, I hear ya don.

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
Yes Misha. That is how it is done. #Xfactor

@TwinTings TwinTings
Misha is Head, Shoulders & Weave above the rest

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Glad someone got in Misha's ear to up the smiling and "inviting aura". Play up to that public, girl! #xfactor

Little Mix perform Rihanna "Please Don't Stop The Music" (click to watch performance)

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
good song choice i love rihanna.... they r sweet girls but not great just sounds like me and my mates singin in our hairbrushes

@Semtex DJSEMTEX
this is some terrible shit....

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
This is shit and don't nobody try and tell me any different, cos you'll just get air #xfactor

@Saiphotography Sai Photography
Shit!!!!

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
*awaits Dubstep fans raging*

@MannyNorte Manny Norte
Craig should give the fat one in Little mix some of his lettuce. It worked 4 him. #JustSayin #Xfactor

@studiopixie studiopixie
#DIES Looooool! RT @Kevinmorosky: Wow dry like @MayorOfLondon scalp #XFactor

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
Does Tulisa know any old songs?!

Random tweet

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Kelly is so comfortable in the UK she doesn't even try and put a believable parting in the weave. I love it. lool #xfactor

In conclusion:

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
The judges kinda flopped with song choices though. Was looking forward to.some Pump up The Jam, S Express, Show Me Love etc.

Editors note: this week resumed normal dry show. I could've told you from the beginning but you may not have wasted your time reading. Soz

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