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What the hell is this Duchess?

So, don't remember how I came across this. I think I possibly regret spending that time of my life to be fair. Watch it first, then I'll comment after.



Now, I know I said "regret spending that time of my life" now I'm spending more but this has to stop. Whilst I haven't made any good songs in my life (haven't made any songs) that isn't my job. I spot them. Great track record too. If you wanna call me a hater, fair dos, I'll still sleep. But guess what? They'll still have a sh*t song, so hear me out.

So, let's set the scene: someone heard that beat and thought "That's wicked, let's do this". I can understand.

First off, welcome to 2006. I heard "Whut? Yeaahh" all over that dated Lil' Jon-esq beat mixed with "Hey, how you doing lil' mama let me whisper in ya ear" by Lil' Jon's cronies/lookalikes. Can't remember their name right now.

Then on top of that, autotuned to death? But why? The video's dry like granny with the blue rinse's heel back. And the faces look alright (from the flashes I can make of them), but I think they should have included arse's on their rider. Either that or they forgot them in the dressing room. The stiff board thing they do near the end isn't doing anything for mankind.

What the hell happened to TeamUK? Let's take it back to the best black/urban female group in recent times, Mis-Teeq. They did garage remixes when garage was the ting. Sunship!



So why are UK female groups doing a dated 808s and snap beat in 2011? It's a new decade. So yeah, hope you take that on board.

p.s. this is a cool summery pop song. And it takes a reggae influence, something that is in urban/black British bloodstream

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