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Funky; 1 Good, 1 Bad

Thought I'd rework Match of the Day 2's 2 Good, 2 Bad for this post I've dubbed 1 Good, 1 Bad (see what I did there!? Wasn't that creative I know).

Uh-oh... I haven't done what I'm about to do in about 5 months. Despite being presented with several opportunities, I resisted the urge to blog about bad songs but here goes...

Haynzy ft Aidonia & Crazy Cousinz - Thinkin' Bout Me

Well that was shit! What happened to Crazy Cousins anyway? They fell off after remixing their own beats got stale. Still haven't got a new style? Inflation was a big instrumental last year. That's right last year. Why has it been vocalled (whenever), video recorded and released to torture us this year? So let's do the maths; 2 people in Crazy Cousins + Aidonia + engineer = 4 people. Now that's 4 people that couldn't tell the guy his singing is a bit flat. Bad mind.

And as for the video, this didn't do anything to disprove the fact girls rarely look sexy dancing to funky.

But more than that, what was Aidonia playing at? He has been one of my top 3 dancehall ("bashment") Deejay's this year. This has to be the worst performance he has done since... I cna't remember when come to think of it. I expect shit performances from UK Fukry "artists" because... well... they are fukry. Not even being rude but they are a parody of real artists aren't they?

Balancing a negative with a positive, Dennis Ferrer, the man who (arguably) created the tune that sparked off the interest from the general Uni/West End club/Choice FM crowd with the groovy (Ha! "Groovy") Cure and the Cause, has released a video for the new soulful? Tribal? *shrugs* whatever, banger Hey, Hey

Now that's how you do it


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